True Lies

A friend said Lauren should start a blog, Lies I Told My Mother, with a series of one-line posts:

"I went to all of my classes today."

"I’m going to Melissa’s house to watch The OC."

"My friends and I are going to In-N-Out."

"I already finished my homework."

Something like this, published anonymously, would likely ring true for far more people than I'd care to imagine.