Tuesday, April 28, 2009

But I'm Sure This Has Happened to You

Comedian Steven Wright says, "Yesterday I... No, that wasn't me." It's funny. It was supposed to be funny. It came immediately to mind when I overheard the following in a restaurant:

"Remember when were going through the separation and Joe* came over with a gun and threatened Nancy* and me? No, wait, that wasn't him."

Seriously? How many exes have come around waving guns at this woman?

* Names have been changed.

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